One glance is probably enough for anyone looking at this to see my first problem:
I started sewing the bodice. First step: darts. I finished one and couldn’t figure out what went wrong. The bodice was barely big enough to cover anything! Newbie problem: the directions don’t explain about cutting patterns out correctly. I traced the dart shapings on all my pieces, not realizing that the triangles on the pattern pieces are guides that show the shape of the darts. I then cut them out, resulting in darts MUCH bigger than what’s intended. I am so glad I traced the pattern instead of cutting it! Argh!!
On my second muslin version (and I’m so glad I read about the purpose of a muslin on someone’s blog before I even purchased this pattern), I griped at my marking pencil (it seems like a good idea, but it’s too big for my pencil sharpener and thus, I had trouble sharpening it to a nice point with my exacto knife) that didn’t mark the most precise line along the darts. Next, I sewed a back bodice piece to the front bodice upside-down. At this point, I gave up for the night (this was yesterday) with a sewing-induced headache.
Today, I had to Google how to do a gather properly because my sewing book doesn’t actually contain instructions on how to actually do a gather. I successfully followed a video tutorial I found on Youtube. My second Google assist was how to do an understitch and I then understitched the pockets’ seam allowances. I’ve ended my sewing day without completing said pockets. The next step in the Camie’s instructions are to finish the pocket seams. I’ve never finished an edge before. I referred to my sewing machine’s instruction manual on how to proceed:
Because I don’t have a serger, my options appear to be: a zig-zag stitch, a blind stitch, or a multi-stitch zig-zag. I’ve never done any of these, and figuring out which of these options best suits my beautiful used bed sheet muslin is beyond me today!
Q: Am I having fun yet?
A: I haven’t cried over my sewing machine. Yet. Does that count as a legit answer?
I believe it might be time for a glass of wine now.